♫ Crack Christmas, he gave up his heart... ♫

Smoking crack on Xmas?

I dont doubt that.

Your mom if she wears a rubber.

Shes a real Pats fan, too.

“Sklounst.”

Who cares.

if it smells like wet dog, yes

How do you pronounce her name?

This is why we watch sports. These moments of pure joy summoned from the almost impossible artistry being conducted on the field. In moments like this, we can forget the drudgery of being an international super model, we can ignore the pulsing anxiety node in our brain that says hey you have to email the crown prince…

Fuck that shit.

I’d question the tight ends first......

The woman in the Brady jersey giving giving a handjob on the train didnt look too discriminating, honestly.

Im just glad those Boston fucks are out of my town.

Yes! Please launch Trump’s bus from the carrier. Preferably with Cheetolini and his kakistocracy-believing flunkies inside.

That sounds like a great idea actually.

Sounds like big trouble. You’re going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you’ll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours.

A Thompson-like quantity would be fairly accurate.

I used to wear shirts like that in HS.

“The fucks wrong with this kid?”