I can’t decide if I need to switch from wine to weed or just stop reading transcripts of anything he says. He’s starting to make Palin look coherent-ish. Word salad doesn’t even begin to cover it. Word-slaw? Word-smoothie? Word-industrial waste site?

The excerpt from her statement says after the Washing State game, which Colorado won. Not sure where they are getting the Washington/PAC-12 Championship game from.

It’s like a gal I work with that wears a sleeveless wool sweater and bitches about being cold. I asked her is she wore a fur bikini in the summer, and now we no longer speak.

I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

I’ve found it! And lost it. And found it! And lost it. And found it! And...

Is Tom Brady cold or hot? He’s wearing a half sleeve shirt, a sleeveless hoodie, and a stocking cap. I’m so confused.

That almost defrosts my icy heart.

ROCKIN’ BABIES

Did you lose your hat?

As a fellow adoptee, I agree! And I was lucky enough to be a healthy white baby girl—the only thing that could have fetched a higher rate of interest would be being a healthy white baby BOY.

Nintendo-Nofriendo Syndrome

The signs should read “WE DONT NEED THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN BECAUSE OUR XBOX KEEPS US WARM AT NIGHT”

things they apparently don’t need: access to healthcare, treatment for std’s, reproductive education, cancer screening, contraceptives, advocates and allies.

I spent enough time sitting in the emergency room with my mom as a kid.

it’s like “Idiocracy”.

Is it that mandatory sentencing is bad or that the US implemented mandatory sentencing in a flawed, racially biased way that could be reformed with enough political will?

Did you ever think you’d be longing for the great speeches George W. Bush made?

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Sounds reasonable.

You maniac.