Im calling bullshit.

That fucking song is like the ebola of music.

Nah, hes the kinda mutt who, when you throw a stick, just runs over and stares at it.

Smoking crack on Xmas?

I dont doubt that.

Your mom if she wears a rubber.

Shes a real Pats fan, too.

“Sklounst.”

Who cares.

Fuck that shit.

The woman in the Brady jersey giving giving a handjob on the train didnt look too discriminating, honestly.

Im just glad those Boston fucks are out of my town.

That sounds like a great idea actually.

I bet you pee in the shower too.

A Thompson-like quantity would be fairly accurate.

I used to wear shirts like that in HS.

“The fucks wrong with this kid?”

Yeah, it wasnt meant as an insult to gaymosexuals.

Dude, the Earth is like 75% covered in water.

Dude, the Earth is like 75% covered in water.

I dont understand.