Never say you have a gun.

Im not familiar with those details but DEVGRU plans its own missions and are loathe to refuse anything because of personal safety. All I can say is if DEVGRU says they can do it then most likely they will get a green light but JSOC and the WH can always override.

No shit.

Without the visible breasts I see myself losing interest.

It goes without saying that us Texans generally got it going on.

Airport. lulz

We should only let in hot people until we de-uglify this motherfucker.

This season has everything.....penis sweaters, leg shoes, snake hats, Army farts, toe moisteners and ass glasses.

WTF?

No, Samuel Jackson makes a mistake and says “Brad”.

A) Bullshit. I didnt steal anything.

True.

Fuck it, the damage is done.

Yeah, thats probably what this country needs right now.

I dont know shit about fashion but THAT is an awesome dress.

I ONLY KNOW ONE WORD IN THAT SENTENCE!

“I wanna buy everybody a beer. One motherfuckin’ beer! HAHAHA!”

I only need three numbers in my life.