Wait, he knew she was 15??

I like how he thanks Jesus.

Its more the mileage than the age.

Nobody in their 40's is going to be a serious competitor.

Damn, shes only 135# with all that mass?

Only as long as NATO exists...

Putin has something on Trump.

Uh no, against an enemy with no shame, scruples or respect for the law you win by fighting dirty.

Im sure this is a phenomena unique to Atlanta.

I feel like people arent listening to me.

“Well, if the Astros jumped off a friggin’ cliff would you go right after them?”

I wish people would flood the web with illustrations, memes, gifs, shops of Putin and Trump fucking to the point where googling Trump would bring up an obscene picture.

Im glad to hear that because he always tells the truth.

“....you will go out and kill people you have never met...”

Or Randy Moss not to sound like Forrest Gump.

Goddamn, New England roof racists.

Shes 57?

Trying to get a coherent political statement out of him would be like showing a dog a card trick.

So where are all the big pussy writers?