A furious Trump has reportedly ordered SEAL Team 6 to implode every Taco Bell in the DC Metro area.

The Walkmen do not look super psyched about a bunch of kids watching them get fucked by a donkey.

Its gotta be tough to work with Putins cock down your throat.

Really? I have a machine that plays music while I watch porn.

This lame post doesnt even mention Soviet era war plans to sprinkle bio weapons on population centers AFTER the nuclear bombs to eliminate survivors.

Thanks, Dr. Brainiac.

“Replica......so he was never......Im going to be sick.”

“Something about the police...?”

Dont show me anymore things like this.

Amazing how, exactly?

Lets talk about something else.

I dont know what that means.

Im investing in bullets.

Settle down and have a Pepsi Free and some Pizzarias.

There was this thing called “The 80's”......

Look who we elected President.

Yeah.