Ill allow it.
Ill never fuckin’ know so dont ask me.
Aint nuthin wrong with a little cunnilingus.
Black wedding dress?
Well then you better raise some money for a bigger ceiling because ive already got Gilda Radner and Jane Seymour up there.
Goddamn, her face is nightmarish.
Kids are fucking morons.
College girl face down on the floor in Missouri?
Sounds like he REALLY wanted his GF’s brother the fuck outta his house.
Hey Don, maybe your buddy Putin will set you up with one of those experimental, non- FDA approved Russian dick doctors to fix your infant penis.
Youre good, I just did that last night.
I like those hard as fuck crackers that are invariably served at fancy parties and can chip a tooth but are sturdy enough to handle as many spreads and cheeses as you can pile on them.
“And would you also conclude that this means that Donald Trump has a little tiny baby-dick, sir?”
Yeah, a scary fuckin child who needs to get lethal injected.
I cant take that risk.
You can get herpes from drinking day old cistern water.