I saw the Dead in Tampa in 95 with the Black Crows opening.

Is now really the right time for a food fight?

Jesus, I bet the Olive Garden goes to Threat Level Midnight when they see him rolling in.

Thanks for the update, fatty.

Maybe black people should have their own Oscars.

Those guys are going to have to endure some serious shit talking if they fucked up and read the map wrong and then got their asses captured.

The key to self esteem is to be born beutiful and have lots of surgery.

Why is everyone so concerned about poverty?

When you find out you hired Jared to babysit.

Still not better than “Once Upon A Time In San Diego”.

I mean I understand that shes hot but she not Elizabeth Taylor.

So shes a fucking moron.

I think her main talents are being hot and having two parents who are influential in the entertainment industry.

I dont hate women, I think Lisa Bonet is talented and hot and Lenny Kravitz is a fucking jackass for cheating on her.

Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer and the Olsen twins were all born on days when he didnt score.

Was it a Japanese business man?

“...whose talents and beauty have left a lasting impression on two or three generations of young women.”

“....whose talents and beauty have left a lasting impression on two or three generations of young women.”