I would have to assume his penis would bear the brunt of any forceful whack jobbing. The hand makes no sense.

$60,000 if the bitch drops the charges.

Whatever, I didnt even know he went to UT.

Awesome! This always produces top-notch talent with album after album of beloved hits.

I dont think so.

No, that was Mark David Chapman.

Who cares?

Also took a shot to the mouth.

I remember when Walt Whitman shot all those people from the tower.

That was Rand Pauls mom.

Fuck You.

The face of the worlds most unenthusiastic court apppointed defense lawyer.

“He lied about his drinking, and told his friends to lie about it. He’s let drinking interfere with his work. These are signs of alcohol dependence.”

I never turn down bacon or chewing tobacco.

There should be titties in this show.

Sage Northcutt sounds like a brand of bacon or chewing tobacco.

To get out of this years office xmas party I told my boss my grandmother had AIDS and she needed me to help her find a lawyer to sue Charlie Sheen.

Im wearing shorts and a t-shirt right now and im getting pretty goddamn sick of hearing my GF ask and ask about why im not wearing the goddamn pull over she gave me last year.

He should have hired some pole dancers.