"Deader and Awesomer"

And it takes a real tough 25 year old to fight a 60 year old or however old Stern is now.

"She was mad at me for being late, broke up with me, and now only dates women."

Are you having a stroke?

Drink all you want, youre still gonna wake up in Philly.

Maybe, scavengers could have stripped them.

Good to go in 25,000 years.

You are precious.

Fuck tow trucks.

Dont forget "Beefin' on the Dirty Rimm" by Aquanetta.

Ill be so glad when this dumb soap opera with good costumes and sets is off the air.

Hockey sucks.

"Go in back of the screen in movie room when u get home an dont stop to yell at the movie characters because I may be going on a long trip for my football job"

"Uh, I dont remember puttin' no guns in the garbage disposal"

She is way hotter as Trailer Trash Barbie.

Style Tip #1: Dont dress like this douche basket.

Haha, yeah fuck that.

Blow me.

"...it's possible that George-Harvan unloaded the gun by accident"

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