"There was a time in the early-mid 2000s when you couldn't turn on the radio without hearing a T-Pain song"

"Obama should clean house and replace all these fools with women."

A depressed German pilot?

$8,500 for a healthy, white, blonde woman?

Heartland Human Farm apologizes for any defects in your recently purchased "Brady Aiken".

"Who wants to sex Mutombo?"

"....this will probably be one of SNL's blackest episodes yet."

No investment in a working infrastructure is one of the reasons why, when the oil dries up, these people are going to be running around the desert chopping each others heads off and living in tents once again.

People called her Fayne.

"What an asshole"

This was actually surprisingly funny and for the first time made him seem like an actual human person.

Can relate.

Great, another wall street genius is just what we need.

It ruled, one of the funniest things he has ever done.

Im sure all box office records and major award nominations are immaterial to things you personally do not like.

Are you going to kill yourself?

Have you seen Youre Welcome?

Have you seen it?