How do you say “bag of dicks” in Tibetan?

Holy shit. It was a joke, man.

Orphan Mode!

Cripes. Hysterical much?

We don’t have the chair here in Texas, but we do have us some lethal injections!

Finally I can leave my kids in the back with the windows rolled up and doors locked without some snarky white knight coming and breaking my window for the fourth time.

Generation 2 will drive your kids to an adoption agency where they will be put in contact with new parents who maybe wont accidentally kill them all the time.

I was only half way joking.

Calm down jezbo, I’m pretty sure he was just joking.

I didnt say it was their job or they were otherwise obligated.

would you damage your car for that?

Killin’ it today playa

“To get women to go home with me.”

Since it’s Texas he actually has a very good chance of that. Hopefully he gets the DP (pun fully intended)

Thank you for making me laugh.

I hope this motherfucker gets the chair.

Hey did you know that they are making jokes about that very fact?

This is about millennial athletes needing attention; it’s not about politics.

Hyundai of Gary is weighing options.

Wait, Indiana Fever is a basketball team? I thought that was just what the rest of the world called Crisco Poisoning.