dwaynesalldaybreakfast
dwaynesalldaybreakfast
dwaynesalldaybreakfast

Was it monkey-navigated?

How do you say “bag of dicks” in Tibetan?

Thank you for recognizing a joke.

But lets burn the city down first just to make sure.

We should bring it back for this guy if he did it.

Generation 2 will drive your kids to an adoption agency where they will be put in contact with new parents who maybe wont accidentally kill them all the time.

The seat reads “If you can read this im a bitch who fell off of my own motorcycle.”

I was only half way joking.

I didnt say it was their job or they were otherwise obligated.

I hope this motherfucker gets the chair.

We click on the next thing and totally forget about this.

But less patriotic than a front yard Trump banner.

Hyundai of Gary is weighing options.

Im sure the five people who accidentally landed on that channel were very moved.

I dont have a problem with it.

Fair point.

Get your humor chip upgraded, Professor Brainiac.

I thought about it.

Meh.

If I found some weirdo reading a book in my backyard id shoot him too.