Absolutely. I just knew that Roy Moore had skeletons in his closet when he showed up dressed like Howdy Dooty with a gun spouting about Jesus. I just didn’t know how big those skeletons would end up being!

Boom! Roasted.

Yes. And unlike the investigative reporting in Gawker, it turned out to all be factually correct.

So exactly ONE more than anyone here.

The mice must be only barely visible.

I’m not convinced that there is much value to reporting abuse without, at least, the option to name names.

So either he got F-52 confused with B-52 or just slipped up translating the total number of planes delivered and created a new designation.

The irony of an administration establishing work requirements that’s led by somebody who works at most five hours a day when he’s not only the golf links is pretty strong

Idk how many times any of us have been shooting some hoops together, and eyes met across the court and an intense make out, or genital contact session happened!

Anyone who wont shut up about how much they love Jesus has, 100%, done something horrible.

Do you really not know that 17 is the legal age of consent in NY?

Do you really Not know that 17 is the legal age of consent in NY state?

So his girlfriend got mad when he wanted her to suck his dick when she would have preferred to do it later.

Step One: Decide how much you want to spend.

“SHOW ME YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION CARD!!”

This is an awesome burn.

Might I suggest, using some investigative journalism and like, I don’t know, finding out what she’s up to and then writing about that?