Theres a large bat colony down the street from my place near downtown Houston. They fly out every night and eat tons of mosquitos.

Your moms so fat her ass has its own congressman!

So exactly ONE more than anyone here.

The mice must be only barely visible.

So in 20 years I guess we will hear some names and THEN there will be some swift justice. lol

Crazy, I got to work today with the same amount of front tires.

Great, maybe in 20 years theyll name some names and then we can really crack down.

He continued, “I also ordered five Red Octobers and a Starship Enterprise so watch your step North Korea”

Looks like everyone has figured out that having your publicist craft a really good “apology” is an excellent way to get your name in the headlines.

Is there a requirement that Trump get his fat ass off the golf course and do some work before he gets paid?

But its still ok to devour them whole, right?

I remember being that age and a cute girl would try to join the conversation and I was like “Whats that all about? Beat it.” and then one day I was like “I wonder what her hair smells like...”

Its hilarious listening to all the female outrage about what horrible man did or did not say the right words about something they had nothing to do with while the same women are celebrating an actual person who physically assaulted an actual woman. A violent woman beater invited to the ceremony.

Anyone who wont shut up about how much they love Jesus has, 100%, done something horrible.

She also went on to star in the popular “Tom & Jerry” cartoons.

He is not good enough to risk standing by.

Do you really not know that 17 is the legal age of consent in NY?

Dudes lucky he aint dead.

Do you really Not know that 17 is the legal age of consent in NY state?

So his girlfriend got mad when he wanted her to suck his dick when she would have preferred to do it later.