I think this is the worst article I have ever read here. I'm surprised the editor let this get released.

These types of posts are the equivalent of asking the senator if he still beats his wife. We have to take the good with the bad.

Good god, freon, why did I ever think huffing it was cool?

Either this was really stupid, or I need another coffee.

I see somebody took their peyote this morning.

Please, the politically correct term is "coffee-colored chocolate farmer".

Would Deadspin publish a post entitled "If you like black people, root for (insert HBC here)"? No, of course not.

I wonder if people would get butthurt if this was an article about an black team and they were referenced as chocolate syrup boys?

Possibly the dumbest headline on the internet today.

A noted anti-gun activist makes a fuckton of money off of a movie chock full of guns. Hypocritical?

I find it hilarious that someone as anti-2nd Amendment as Sean Penn is in a movie called The Gunman.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High still holds up perfectly well even without taking Spicoli into account. It's a great flick...

And occasionally setting fire to dumpsters.

Well, what doesnt kill you makes you stronger I suppose.

Doritos, freon, Slayer.... it all makes sense now

I was 13 and had no friends and spring break was everything.

You were way advanced than us.

I was more into huffing freon and listening to Slayer.

And your point is!?! (runs from room crying)