MTV of the late 90s and early 00s doesn't really deserve nostalgic celebration. The TRL era sucked, a lot. This is a horrifying reminder that in a decade or so there will be people who will rhapsodize the lost days of Jersey Shore and auto tune.

Damn right it did. Especially if you were 15 and the internet wasn't a thing.

All his stats are in dual-wielding.

Mentioning a McKenzie getting shot to a Raiders fan these days can get you any one of a number of responses...

I did the same thing when Spuds Mackenzie was shot.

I took this test the day or day after Lyle Alzado passed away. Breezed through the multiple choice and was feeling confident heading into the two essay questions... one of them I think I answered. The other was a complete stumper. I had nothing. So I decided I would pass the time by drawing a "RIP Alzado" tribute in…

A 17 year old gets pregnant.

Lenny is the least talented Kravitz.

That song blows, dude.

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

Yes I did, everything I stated about the NFL is a fact, not even debatable. Because you were flat out wrong by stating "Black players don't allow them the opportunity to compete and be recognized on an equal basis" you are now butthurt and playing the "whitey don't understand our pain" bullshit. If what I stated was…

Why yes sir. Just yesterday me and the mrs was sayin' "You know what are problem is mama? We just wantin' it both ways. That's right mama, we just wantin' it both ways." And mama... she look at me and says, "That's right daddy, you done hit it right on the head. We just done been wantin' it both ways for…

So then, what are we gonna put our cheese on?

i.e. "you proved me wrong so I'll ragequit and cry 'racist'".

Maybe you're missing the part where the MOST VALUABLE PLAYER has been predominantly non-black, dumbass! "Allowing the opportunity", you mean like at QB where they either get injured or flop hard? The biggest position to break out has been tight end as receiver....guess what color the two best are? Guess what position…

Poor, forever misunderstood White people.

No, common sense doesn't require it. See, I could state that white NFL athletes are superior overall simply based on the majority of MVP candidates over the past 30 years, but that would ignore the over 70% of black players in the league.