dwayneonhottinroof
dwayneonhottinroof
dwayneonhottinroof

Well it is a dumb name.

Ya know, people can use facts to prove anything they want.

Kendall Rae Talbot

First Step: Dont talk about your ex.

Man that movie sucked ass.

Blue Moon, Shiner, Hachino Nest White Ale.

Yeah, I know im painfully old fashioned focusing on unimportant song details such as "lyrics".

"...got my dick sucked I was thinking about you/I was fucking on a slut and I was thinking about you. "

"If the bell-ringer survives he is venerated as a brave and lucky warrior."

Thats fucked up.

"Denmark, Dude"

How you doin'?

"Unable to move I focused on slowing my breathing, relaxing and conserving oxygen. I felt bizarrely emotionless and wondered for a moment what death would be like."

Wow, those books all sound awful.

"He's flowing like smooth chocolate milk tonight folks!"

If you had to either have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life which would you choose?

Why is this little boy so sad?