Playing with a ball for a living is kind of bullshit in general but thats all Lance Armstrong has to do nowadays.

To the Inno-Vention Lab!

Does that thing recline...?

Thanks guy, you should record this conversation and release it as a cure for terminal insomnia.

Thanks lady, we are all super glad you dropped by to tell us how not to raise rapists.

Dont let them listen to that fuckin' rapist Pepe Le Pew.

Who to the what now..?

One time she pooped in a pizza box onstage which I thought was worth the ticket price.

Just read the news, limey.

Yeah, but it was dark.

And they are all ripping off Phoenix Jones.

I said he has made a lot of shit movies lately.

Man he has made a lot of shit since his wife died.

I did this with a 1981 Malibu that died shortly after.

Yeah, good for her letting that rapist go on to rape other women.

"I also do a little spook house work on the side. You know, down at Bloodbath and Beyond over on Route 7."

"Dubai police man pays much better than Salt Lake Saddam Hussein impersonator"

Aw, you have a crush on me dont you?

Turn up the thermostat, mateys.

Black people like basketball.