If you were in a work meeting at an office job and someone asked “so what are you views on cops shooting blacks” would you answer it fully and truthfully or would you defer talking about the subject?

“focused on football so I wasn’t really listening to what was going on in the stands.”

... I’m SURE you meant Blade Trinity, since it features an appearance not only from Dracula, but also Bitchy Hipster Vamp Parker Posey.

Yeah, except that Ali was a gigantic asshole who met with the KKK to discuss their agreement on segregation.

Jesus Christ. This guy is turning into a goddamned caricature. I half expect Undercover Brother or Pootie-Tang to jump up on stage and do karate.

Pretty sure this is code for “I’m banging Pamela Anderson, so don’t bother knockin’ while the Ecudorian embassy is rockin.”

Further: as a white male veteran, I don’t care if he was eminently qualified to be President. He’s a reckless pig of a human being and I wouldn’t hire him to run a register at Dairy Queen, let alone get this close to the office of the President of the United States. It sickens me to think that there are so many in…

UNITY!

Hey! Just because he’s Jewish doesn’t mean he’s neurotic.

Typical dirty librul, waiting for free joke handouts instead of pulling yourself up by your clown shoes and bringing the funny.

Can we please end this shit?

I’ve managed not to get in acutal fights, and we have cameras all over along with security on radio and techs going through. They’re pretty serious.

Yes, exactly. So, my wife was really, really attractive in high school. (I can say this, because we went to high school together, same grade and everything.) And, my daughter at age 10 looks exactly like my wife did at age 10. So people can say “oh man, you’ll have your hands full when she’s 16" or whatever, and ha…

!!!

I’m working as an actor in one now. Someone got punched last week, and we have our share of drunks because of a restaraunt in that food court. Stupid fuckers.

We’d be unstoppable. We would finish each other’s sandwiches.

I want to grab that pussy and take it home!

Bring your daughters friends to work day.

“If there’s blood on her sock, we’re ready to rock.”