He needed this shirt:

When I was in HS it was all about seeing how many gigantic speakers you could fit in the trunk of your shitbox.

Sure it wasnt a Lambo?

I hope you have enough to last four years because Hillary Clinton is the Republican Nosferatu. They arent just going to start playing nice if she wins.

We are headed down a dark road and not just for women.

I hate to burst your bubble, but it will never be over. The shit show will continue once Hillary wins.

is this what Trump smokes? Or uncut Crack?

well we certainly appreciate you getting the ball rolling

“Are You Ready For The Flood Of Bad Writing About The Cubs?”

Caitlyn supports the governor’s statement.

Why are you being such a dick about this? She just wants to shut down using dual nationals until she can figure out what’s going on.

Well youre the only one then.

Didnt we already know that?

I thought that if you buy a Camaro you no longer need the body spray? The car will provide you with all the appeal that you need (sarcasm).

Used to be gold chains. Post bailout GM is so cheap...

Not to be outdone, Subaru is offering a year of vape juice with the purchase of a new STi.

They said, before Amerigo Vespucci showed up. Our country’s name (and both continents’ in the western hemisphere) is based on a fiction that a bunch of Italians were the only people whose geographical observations are of any merit.

*closes history book*

Everyone: The fuck’s an “America?”