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In the southern california area, they call that Go Kart World Amuseument Park Carson, and it is as you say right by the highway, by a dead end street. The other ones in the area are super serious, especially the indoor K1, I bumped a little kid’s kart by accident because he brake for no damn reason, and they pull me…

I call a cab cause a cab will come quicker.

More like this please, and pass the bath salts.

kids today, huffing jenkum and forgetting to assure you they are open.

God, shut up cry baby.

“to give a shit if you’re out there PIT maneuvering your least favorite Jalopnik writer into the fence.”

/fixed

Can I get contact info for Sexy Liz?

The reporter is probably just copping an attitude because it is difficult to hold 1.) her hat on, 2.) the microphone, and 3.) that guy’s beer.

All I can think of:

Sideshow Bob + the guy from Memento=

Its the Law of the Go-Kart Track: Always go to the shittiest looking one.

I have seen an F350 locally with a bumper sticker ‘my ovaries are bigger than your balls’ have not as yet seen the driver

That was one hell of an eloquent description. I applaud you.

Those candy ass indoor tracks suck. One little bump and they start screaming like they just sat on a sandpaper dildo.

Florida is Americas Australia. Its full of convicts.

Technically, there’s already been another movie set in the Bladerunner universe. It was the 1998 movie called Soldier starring Kurt Russell. The scriptwriter of that movie also worked on the Bladerunner script, so they put a few little nods to insinuate that they’re both in the same universe. They mention Tennhauser…

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Somebody chasing Harrison Ford, but can’t catch him????