If I pay 100K for a fuckin’ car it damn well better “prioritize the life of the occupant”. I didnt buy it to solve all of lifes moral dilemmas.

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No, they all have huge cocks.

Sicko.

You could fuck up a wet dream, couldnt you?

That sack of pudding is a pro athlete?

“If I were a 200 lb sack of assholes where would I hide?”

I seriously doubt those kids are going to complain about being late for school.

I wish I could shower in it.

Man here, dont put this shit on us.

She probably doesnt wish to be raped and murdered by some nice Trump supporter.

The world is not exactly overrun with justice but when it happens its like a thousand angels jizzing on your face.

“Fully loaded”

Maybe Nat X should look into the irony of using his status as an employee of an organization which treats black men like property to protest racial injustice. 

This guy needs to have the stupid violently beaten out of him.

Not enough times.

In a word: No.

Dude, designing cars is not your thing.

“It was a pretty good payday. Until I did taxes.”

Instead of saying “Taylor Swift” can you just say “Nordic Ice Crystal In Human Form”?