I can’t wait for the book tour, with the handmade backdrop on a stained sheet.

Is that your face?

G, turn down the Make-me-pretty filter on your phone, good grief; even Michael Jackson wasn’t so vain.

“Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y’know the thing about a shark, he’s got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’... until he bites ya.”

We don’t care. Leave.

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My step sister takes a block of cream cheese and dumps a can of salsa over it. Pretty good with wheat thins or tortilla chips.

Which apparently is just called Rotel, which now amuses me. A coworker who had relocated from Texas to our office signed up to bring “ro-tel” for goody day, we were all like “are you just bringing a can of ro-tel??” We just call it cheese dip, but ro-tel is definitely more accurate because velveeta is not cheese.

Just get a block of Velveeta and a can of Ro-Tel.

All I can see is XJS... but one in the image has lights on and moving... so it can’t be

If he has any sense he’ll OD on Hot Pockets before trial.

Without getting too specific about what I do, broadly speaking I work with low income people with HIV/AIDS and your attitude makes my job so much more difficult. In particularly given the fact that I work with government money and the fact that the fastest growing segment of the population that unfortunately ends up…

“HAHA! Number too!!”

Bring at least three Number 2 pencils.

Time to get started!

The bitch is obviously deeply fucked up but what exactly has she done to hurt black people to the point of this much hate?

As someone that works with financially disadvantaged people for a living and have to constantly hear about people taking advantage of public assistance can we please break these numbers down?