This will suck.

Jesus.

You could have saved time and just typed “IM A FUCKING MORON”.

I really hope someone punches this kid in the face.

Well, thats a little awkward.

Shes still looking for Obamas birth certificate.

CPR song.

Well, its true she is not a model. Shes an athlete.

This is why airplane pilots crash every time they wear sunglasses.

I wish this dumb trend would end already.

Toddler?

Well, the point is hes fuckin’ dumb and somebody should have took girlfriend aside and said “uh-uh that stays in the family” but her family consists of Courtney Love so.....Yeah.

When pulled from the vehicle the driver said, “Can I say something?? Ok?? Ok. Listen.......ok. Im drunk. There. OK? I said it. Thats the truth. OK??”

Roller Derby isnt a sport.

Flopper.

When I was a kid my mom straight up told me she was going to eat at places that didnt allow kids.

The bottom line is she was way stupid giving that to him in the first place. If she had any kind of mom besides Courtney Fucking Love in her life then she might have been better prepared for important life decisions like not giving away a priceless family heirloom to your dumb boyfriend.

Kanyes new T-Day exhibition at MOMA.

For some white people its more about having fashionable politics than actually doing anything.