Im sure some dipshit failed model with a 7th grade education is doing just a spectacular amount of important work.

I thought this draft dodging piece of shit had bone spurs or some shit? So he can jump all over a tennis court in his 50's but cant fight in his 20's?

She was probably thinking about a piece of pizza her fat ass dropped one time.

Good job fuckin’ racist redneck trailer park fuck heads.

“Sounds pretty ‘armless to me, guv!”

I could think of about fifty million better ways to waste my time besides dragging this POS out of the sand.

Hey “Cell Block Barbie”, dont drop the soap.

Russia is like the broke, unemployed neighbor who stays drunk all day and has pawned everything of value except his shotguns and sits on the porch all day sipping vodka and cleaning them.

Was she on her way back from karate class too?

She’s having her OS reformatted including a full memory wipe with improved docility upgrade.

Ill explain: See, she fucked the president while he was married and is involved in legal action regarding her ability to speak openly about their affair. So.......kinda newsworthy.

“Listen kids, it is not ‘cool’ or ‘groovy’ or ‘a gas’ to ask rich white ladies mean questions.”

And I wish that a bunch of racists had not elected your dumb ass but, hey, life’s imperfect.

“Conflict of Interest Barbie” comes with her own attorney. Pull her string and she says “I would like to invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege”

Well, im accusing Pusha T of making my eyes bleed with that electric sea foam sports jacket.

Well she sucked a dick on the internet so she seems qualified.

Sweet.