The same way we have to come up with a different word for panties when men bitch about forgetting to set their FF starting line up and take Rodger's out as QB before TNF and then their second string QB nets 38 points and how we have to hear you tell the travesty to every friend you encounter the entire weekend.

"Twat-hammocks."

Would you prefer she stay home and be isolated from the world?

It's not impossible… I used to zipline across rivers in my T-16 back home.

Oh my god, this is such an amazing and surprising truth. A few years ago, I went to visit my brother and he ended up ditching me at a mall for four hours while he went with his girlfriend to her grandparent's house. Granted, it was the girlfriend's birthday, but I'd asked him before I went out there if I should pick a…

True that.

"Pants and Tits" is also the nickname the tabloids gave to Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi.

As a guy, I think needy guys do the aggression thing only half the time. The other half of the time, it's the self-pity "poor Nice Guy doormat" routine.

This completely reminds me of Donald Glover's awesome crazy boyfriend standup routine.

JUST TELL ME YOU LIKE THE DAMN HAMBURGER WITHOUT ME HAVING TO ASK THAT'S ALL I WANT

yes, someone in one of the other threads just responded 'knee-jerk' like to someone talking about their dog. it was entirely understandable given her experience. emotional literacy is important, being able to articulate how you feel and why. i swear the number of times i've been "crazy" is usually a result of pushing…

"Who cares?! She's HOT!!!"

Typically when a Senator has an issue with drinking, it doesn't end well for the woman involved.

indeed

Some of them manifest it the same way women do. I've gone out with multiple guys who texted me 20+ times a day whether I responded or not, jumped straight from the first date to Serious Relationship, freaked out and apologized if I seemed to want to do anything other than be with them every day, etc.

clearly a fan of swallowing.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

This. I have known plenty of men who were incredibly insecure. It's not a gender thing. People need affirmation from others. It varies on an individual basis, but we all need it. That's just the way the cookie bounces, as my gramps would say.

As long as I'm not "That Guy" from the posters... ;]

Wow, the truthfulness of this statement is incredible. Thank you.