What is with some people and their intense need for attention?

Sid marks, haha!

Why did these idiots think they could drive a car across a swamp?

By the way, one of the more agonizing things in life is when you try to open a bag of cereal or chips clean across the top and, instead, you get a tear going straight down the middle. Ruins the whole fucking bag.

OK.

When are they going to just bulldoze this place and get it over with?

It sucks.

The real headline should be "GAMER HAS GIRLFRIEND!"

Who cares?

10 minutes later his arm was gone to the elbow.

Notes: You should learn to read.

If I was hiding behind something it wouldn't be a mask of insecurity. That would kind of defeat the purpose, right?

They owe us that much.

You have mentioned my penis in every one of your posts.

0/10

God, here comes the White Knight.

Every story about her on this site makes some mention of being her BFF.

Cool, the next time you and your BFF hang out tell her I said hi.

Kinda, theres nothing wrong with enjoying sports, or movies, it gets weird when you think you have a relationship with the players and actors though.

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