We all give a fuck.

You're precious:)

She's not into it.

Oh well, that changes everything.

Good for you, I admire that kind of physical training. I do a bit of it myself but, unfortunately, hands and feet are rarely an effective counter to firearms. I would not advise it anyway.

Damn, she looks tasty.

Neither sounds like fuckin' Mardi Gras to me.

Yep, prevention.

Food is something in my life that I want to be expensive.

It is 2013 and, given the opportunity, people will still sexually enslave other human beings and kill them when they are no longer useful sexually.

Oh I'm aware.

If you just ate all that I'd prefer you kept them on.

You have no right to insult her skill when you clearly possess nothing close to it.

Women ruin everything with their incessant "thinking" and "noticing that I'm kind of a dick".

You're the one who equated acting skill with the number of Oscars a person has.

Ladies, just make a personal rule that you will have sex with the guy, no matter what, and Monday night dates will be far less stressful.

The same number as Liam Neeson and Gary Oldman.

Ja'mie: Private School Girl

More babies thrown onto the track.