Biggest thing I notice is how much time slows down.

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

When was the last time someone tested the carbon monoxide detectors in Cleveland’s clubhouse?

They should have photoshopped the nipple back in there.

Yeah! What IS the difference between 17 and 18?

How disgusting. I recommend posting pictures of all the past winners so that we know exactly who was victimized by this crap. 

Sure.

“...students are objectified and sexualized, rather than valued for their intellect or athleticism.”

The takeaway here is that the award for “Deepest CamelToe” survived?

He could have gone to a small town in Alabama and sashayed around the town square for a little while and it would have happened for real.

This has been a textbook case for why skepticism is always healthy and how wrongheaded the “believe victims” mantra of modern progressives is. A lot of people didn’t feel his story added up and/or was way too perfect when it first came out but were afraid to express skepticism for fear of being branded racist and/or…

Not to be outdone, the Russians had the “mid-level government official jump off a ten story balcony” and “slalom vial switch” added as additional sports

The IOC is all like

And this just happens to coincide with a recent announcement that a third You Got Served movie is in the works.

I can’t wait for someone to get disqualified for using a cardboard mat that’s too thick.

Wait is this the same competition that tried to eliminate wrestling, one of the original Olympic sports? Just making sure.

She is totally without talent.

Wow, what a heart rending tale of intimacy and compassion.

Shut up, you’re not my RealJudgementalDad!