Buncha whiners. Enjoy the tunes.

“....then lifted up her dress to show him her “panties” and “whispered, ‘You want?’” She offered to have sex with him for $160.

I’m surprised the kids are somehow stupider than the father when they’re only half him...

She is as unfortunate looking as she dumb.

Ok but are the kardashians really the hill we’re dying on? They’re not great. 

You can be intelligent, have a sense of humour and still call BS on trash when you see it. Sorry if it’s boring.

“That should have been a flagrant 2!” - George W. Bush

Title Nein!

he was being cut from the team after receiving too many points in the coach’s disciplinary point system

Like old Hitler, Brown will spend the next few months in South America, where he hopes to introduce American football to a new audience. 

shallow hal is harmless fun and green book winning is making the pety and pathetic come down from the rafters in droves...smh

quote: “There’s Something About Mary, a movie whose most famous laugh line revolves around a woman unknowingly smearing cum in her hair, which was played as hilarious rather than the creepy violation that it would be in reality” 
Oh my goodness.
Did your pearls crack as you typed those words? The horror of dirty comedy,…

“....which was played as hilarious rather than the creepy violation that it would be in reality.”

Good.

Welcome to the hell that parents of sons have lived in for decades. See? Progress!

Does the world really need a 5 year old supermodel?

Gen Alpha?

Yet another reason for the US Navy to come back to reality. And that reality is that we don’t have to be everywhere on the globe in overwhelming force all the time.

Relevant

In order to be a republican, you have to be a liar.