“....which was played as hilarious rather than the creepy violation that it would be in reality.”

Im surprised that nobody has used it to get the hell out of Missouri.

So I guess this is all our lives now.

His face looks like a piece of gum rolled on the floor of a subway car.

Good.

I feel like we are running out of open slots for filthy old white hypocrites.

I wonder if the other prisoners are getting excited over the possibility of ass raping R Kelly....?

“....they change absolutely nothing.”

So im assuming “Silhouettes” and “DejaVoo” are still open, right?

“....following them from their car to the clinic’s entrance and “harassing” them about abortion even if they asked to be left alone. In June 2002, a nurse at the clinic, Jill Toney, told police that Bowman had been following her “at a close distance” when she entered the clinic, calling her a murderer, telling…

If you put her in a Steelers uniform and ran her out on the field after half time I bet it would take at least three plays before the announcers figured it out.

This is pretty standard stuff.

Ok, thats actually pretty funny.

Youre cute.

So youre telling me the oil company motherfuckers can invent a pump that can measure the amount of gas you are putting into your vehicle down to the 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a cent to make absolutely sure you dont get even a whiff of their precious dinosaur juice for free but they cant come up with something to foil…

shut up, dummy.

“I think it is what it is. Its a situation that exists. People will have their own opinions.”

“I asked my good friend Bob to help me by working undercover on this very important labor issue involving GINA’!. He did a tremendous amazing job. So much so that he actually fooled the real police into thinking he had done a crime.”

Going to HS in the 80's I used to think “Mom, I DARE you to find the drugs I have hidden in my room.”