god shut the fuck up.

I dont want some filthy liberal hippie talking to my sweet daughter about that shit! Its the parents responsibility to teach the child about sex. And by that I meant throw a bible at her and run.

I still cant believe anyone liked that POS show.

“Tell me about it! Rainstorm Katrina damn near ruined my dang presidency!”

Damn, I was quite enjoying the thought of Bob Mueller seizing Trumps limo, helicopter, golf cart and omelette bar.

Really? I see approximately 500 million headlines per day about some stupid Kardashian bulllshit posted by a Kaleth or Brynn or j’anai or m’alin or D’ebbie.

This is some hard hitting journalism.

Uh, dont worry, I wont.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! MAH BACKKKKK!!!!!!!!”

Who has two sheds and enjoys milking dogs?

They should have photoshopped the nipple back in there.

The most important thing here is that, no matter if he goes on to pursue a career in professional athletics or, sadly, is no longer able to participate in sport due to his injury, he will have a solid educational foundation to fall back on in the form of his college degree that will allow him to find employment in any…

“Your 3rd grade level insults are tired.”

Real ballers use the Bank of Herzegovina/Atari Card.

no.

Jesus Christ, how is this worth it?

So you have no problem with your daughter shaking her ass and tits for the crowd between plays but you have a problem with her receiving a reward for it?

And you dont see any irony in censoring her yourself?

Sure.

Its the best I decided youre worth.