I’d like to know your race and sex before I choose to believe this.

wow this gritty millennial-friendly reboot of the boy who cried wolf is a must-see

I have read none of this, but from the title alone, if I see “prankster” and “flight” I’m by default on the airline’s side. I can not countenance people being unruly or silly on a plane. I’m already stressed out enough flying. That story featuring Richard Marx yesterday had my anxiety rising just reading it.

Im fine with him being kicked off just for looking like a fuck head.

Be sure to make room in the back of your closet because thats where its going to end up.

Be sure to make room in the back of your closet because thats where its going to end up.

Eric: “Ive got a chopstick inserted into the tip of my penis. Its excruciatingly painful but I get off on it for some reason. Like when Dad calls me a pathetic loser in front of Melania. Do you still sneak around and watch her when she pees? I do.”

Is it me, or is Don Jr. also getting more orange by the day?

“ VIOLENTLY ripped from him.”

What is is with former Axis powers and weird porn? You have German porn and then there’s Japanese tentacle hentai...

Things I Will Never Do With Absolutely No Effort On My Part List: officially begun.

That and the sheer amount of self-repression that gets pent up in the Japanese psyche.

What’s up with the Japanese moans.

Reminds me of this South Park classic:

Doctor....doctor....doctor....doctor.....doctor....doctor...

We have similar here....

True....this is a world where you can shoot in the gas so you can go faster.

I dunno...Marissa Tomei asked a gentleman in Alabama how the Chinese food was and received no answer in My Cousin Vinny...

Wanna see something really scary?

“Dude, I was just scratching it.”