Black people are totally real. Who else would be committing black on black crime and killing all our police?

No, now that was invented by Al Gore and the internet.

Don’t forget climate change. The most biggest con of them all.

Black, a woman, Latino, Muslim, Jewish, poor, disabled, LGBTQ - pretty much most people who can’t pass as or blend in with straight white wealthy conservative men.

If it makes you feel any better Im a man and I didnt get away with jack shit this year.

It takes away our jobs by letting jobs bleed out of our eyeballs of wherever.

Or poor.

I am shocked.

So is the the New York Times, Vanity Fair, SNL and black people.

obviously

From the Atlantic:

Ebola is a hoax invented by the Chinese to destroy the American auto industry.

So the girls who get paid to wear clothes are not the foremost political thinkers of our time.

“I believe its pronounced ‘Jeng-is The Hun’, sir.”

A million dollars to hang out with those two greasy fuck heads?

I hope that girl is wearing her anti-pussy grabbing undergarments.

Ain’t nothing wrong with being thought of as the devil!

Yeah. He’s the one who throws the football oval to the catcher.

The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.