Yeah, but it was like 5 pm here.

Bullshit. Who the fuck robs a house at 8:30 in the morning?

The best part about Blade Runner was ambiguity. Turning it into a franchise hurts my sensibilities

Even in Gif form you can hear him yelling “Kobe” as he releases it.

All in all it’s just another brick by the Wall.

This would get a lot more views if the headline read ‘cheerleader goes down on cousins’

If you having girl tripping problems I understand son, cuz 99 just late hit me straight into one.

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

I want to marry both of you. Thank you for my only laughs this evening.

I was waiting for it to pull a chain and get a bucket of mop water dumped on it.

Cynthia, man. I like it, man.

i only had one job to do as a parent...keep her off the pole.

I don’t ask for much. Just a reboot of Flashdance with this goddamn rat.

Dont forget, Aerosmith in two days.

Watch the leather, man!

The “Hot Lips” Apocalypse has begun!

Thought this was only going to have images of runners pooping themselves and commentary about lakes that had poop in them after triathlons.

Take away Putins pool privileges at Mar a Lago.