He won the prize of reminding us that he isnt dead.

Liberals to Scott: “You’re still here? Aren’t you due to introduce Dump to some crowd in Branson, Missouri?”

Fuck you, you arent in charge.

“You not say Ukraine is weak!!”

“Pussies”

Nah, Tom Hanks doesnt do action movies. Although he could morph into Black Tom Hanks at some point.

Dude here, uh fuck yeah, really.

Scott. Scott. You didn’t win shit. The only thing you kinda won, is that this generation got to kinda know who you are. By basically asking their mom’s who is this guy and their mom’s responding by saying that’s Chachi from this tv show, Joni loves Chachi, on in the 70's/80's? (I don’t even fucking know and I am 33).…

Well, Charles was the one in charge, so....

Also a great excuse to take up drinking (or drinking more)!

Barf Mitzvah

You know those studies that show that men of all ages prefer women around 19-22ish and women prefer men closer to their own age? I look at her and I ask you men, her? Really?

Who is this person and why is she wearing a “Pretty Woman” Halloween costume to the beach?

We live in the atomic age. The next World War will be the last one.

I always thought of him as black Tom Hanks.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to start World War III.

“I dont know whats going on over there in Turkey but it sounds delicious. Maybe with a little stuffing and some cranberry sauce. So good but hard on the waistline if you know what I mean. Tell Putin that I love him. Gotta go.”

Yeah pretty sure WW3 just started today.

“Proper”

I dont know what their deal is.