Would make sense if you let the frogs fuck you.

The woman wearing a dead fox preaching about materialsim, eh?

Then why do I like fucking frogs so much??

You wish, man. You wish.

These sound like the same group of balloon deflaters who went on to get booze banned for everyone. What did people in the first part of the century have against fun?

Will Smith is the Black Tom Cruise.

I know who three of those people are.

“Ill say it one more time: You cannot prove thats the Governors semen.”

How is it amazing? Salvation Army doing good work, and Darren Rovell being a humorless dickhead, is pretty much par for the course, no?

i CTE what you did there

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

Dwayne, there is so much goodness in your analogies (“balls”! “Peach enema”?!?!) I. Can’t. Even.

MY BODY IS READY!!

DAMN! Somebody needs to let Tomi know what she’s missing!!

No, thats the thing.

We are all just worried about you.

Well, being a straight dude I will say no.

N. Just n.