i feel you man. sometimes you just gotta post a joke as fast as possible

Sorry I couldn’t look directly at it and am unable to provide thourough analysis.

Breakfast at Dennys on me motherfucker.

It will be great. I live in South Texas and design buildings all over the States.

I hear you, there are certainly more needy targets for sympathy. But at the same time, no matter who you are, it’s never a fun thing to have someone dismiss you and be nasty about the things you care about and that define you.

And what a fucking germ farm that monkey was. All I’m saying is, Patrick Dempsey shoulda worn a rubber...

Shes probably got more crap than that monkey in “Outbreak”.

Idiot, there is a Tinder for that.

Let’s just say full-spectrum antibiotics stopped working for her many, many years ago...

Oh god, no. Me either.

Im imagining the weapons grade UTIs she has endured.

Probably also with cake.

If this is how they eat I dont want to see how they fuck.

And why they are doing it in 1997?

It looks like a really bad way to eat cake/good way to choke?

Can someone explain WTF these two idiots are doing?

he’s actually saying that the CIA is trying to kill him.

Dude, youre not helping shit get great again.

If we’re going back to the 80's can we sell arms to Iran and bring back Miami Vice?

In the old days the CIA would have hired this guy and then when they had enough of his shit sent in the Rangers and Delta to turn him into a grease spot.