Its probably something awesome like dried up watch batteries that you have to stick up your butt or snorting litter box crystals or some shit that makes you fuck like a youve got jumper cables attached to your junk.

Do they let mentally disabled kids on the team?

Find all of them and yall take a shitload of whatever makes kids rub on each other nowadays and live the fuckin’ dream, girl.

Youve gotta get this out of your system. Just do it.

Im sure the five people watching were super offended.

...

This is true and awsome.

“That aint my kid”

Trump hires them.

The best thing about almost any breakfast bar in Texas is the make-your-own-waffle machine that makes waffles in the shape of Texas.

(Supposedly, you should leave the tree outside in the cold for at least one night to kill any bugs still living in it, otherwise they thrive at room temperature.)

Probably because hes a vengeful, hate filled man.

People believe shit they want to be true.

I guess the straps on her house slippers were broken.

You know too much.

And she discovered these nefarious schemes on a thing called.... The Internet which was invented by.........The Government!

Crusader against The Government and its evil hoaxes has been living off of Social Security since 2004.

“I rarely get caught when the Chargers are on the field.”

“Dude, I was just scratching it.”

See you there!~