No, now that was invented by Al Gore and the internet.

If it makes you feel any better Im a man and I didnt get away with jack shit this year.

So is the the New York Times, Vanity Fair, SNL and black people.

Just dont be black or a woman and youll be good to go.

Ebola is a hoax invented by the Chinese to destroy the American auto industry.

So the girls who get paid to wear clothes are not the foremost political thinkers of our time.

AIDS is a hoax invented by the Chinese.

“I believe its pronounced ‘Jeng-is The Hun’, sir.”

Cinderella story.

This is an accurate video representation of my year.

A million dollars to hang out with those two greasy fuck heads?

I hope that girl is wearing her anti-pussy grabbing undergarments.

He continued, “Krustingas Porsnaps should go back to Poland”

Im sure Tom Cruise and his airplane hangar full of billion dollar bills doesnt give two shits about her.

“Thats how you take down a cheerleader!”

Witnesses heard him yell “Oswald” as he released the shot.

Yeah, I hope this is as good as “Prometheus”.

Sounds like a racket to me.

Yeah, but it was like 5 pm here.

Believe it or not im single.....