He won the prize of reminding us that he isnt dead.

Fuck you, you arent in charge.

At least they can still count on Krustingas Porsnaps.

Nah, Tom Hanks doesnt do action movies. Although he could morph into Black Tom Hanks at some point.

Dude here, uh fuck yeah, really.

I Cant Believe Its Not Murder!

Not if two people are left alive.

Ive move on to bath salt enemas.

Who is this person and why is she wearing a “Pretty Woman” Halloween costume to the beach?

“I dont know whats going on over there in Turkey but it sounds delicious. Maybe with a little stuffing and some cranberry sauce. So good but hard on the waistline if you know what I mean. Tell Putin that I love him. Gotta go.”

Fuck it, this will be a quick solution to all of my problems with my job, realtionships and money.

And im stealing “Nameless Dead” for my bands name.

Not me baby, I got a plan.

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Meh.

“Proper”

I dont know what their deal is.

The woman wearing a dead fox preaching about materialsim, eh?

Then why do I like fucking frogs so much??

Will Smith is the Black Tom Cruise.