I know who three of those people are.

“Ill say it one more time: You cannot prove thats the Governors semen.”

“Anything I can do with my right hand, I’ve gotta do with my left,”

I do my best work when im hungover which has been the case most days this season.

Please dont say that.

MY BODY IS READY!!

Nope. Sorry. Dont believe it.

I dont blame you.

I hope to be on that list one day.

Ive made my peace with being a horrible person.

No, thats the thing.

Drink time!

I chalk it all up to the death of my soul.

I hear you.

Ugh, Jesus I forgot about that shit.

We are all just worried about you.

That would be a shame.

Im perfectly comfortable acknowledging other dudes attractiveness.

Well, being a straight dude I will say no.

Well, deer is not traditional BBQ fare but im sure they could have gotten a few good steaks.