He reminds me of a dog who ate a bag of weed.

Poor Taylor, all she has left to cling to now is her swimming pool full of money, millions of fans, her youth and physical perfection.

Thats some good eatin’.

My luck id end up in prison for the rest of my life.

If this guy tried that shit with my dead kid id fly to Florida, buy a shotgun and blast off his baby dick.

“Tracy responded with a certified letter asking him to prove the child ever existed.”

This actually looks like it has potential.

“We are renaming it Taiwannasee.”

Inside Trumps Chinese casino...

And then never call them again.

A big steaming pile of international incident.

Those papers are hidden somewhere in The Great Wall.

No, I got it.

We could take Taiwan out on a date and totally make out with them right in front of China.

Good luck finding a mask.

Lets just take some of THEIR shit and see how they like it.

***TAEKNAMI WARNING***

Im lizzing!

Cool, lets do an “Eyes Wide Shut” kinda deal. Ill be Chewbacca.

This whole thing stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.