Meh, I was looking for an excuse to stay hammered anyways.

You gotta bring your own lightbulbs and tweezers.

The only things missing are the ball gags and brownie mix.

Im just kidding.

“You can watch it below”

Sorry, but you dont get to assault people who voted different from you.

Yeah, why dont you stop being an entitled pussy and return your paycheck?

And Isaiah to the front.

What you described is more shoplifting than Oceans Eleven.

I get it, I mean shes trying to get paid which is fine. I imagine women in Hollywood are especially paranoid about being replaced by someone younger and prettier.

Im torn.

Its not that I think shes a bad actress. I think shes pretty good actually. And crazy hot. But she doesnt need to be in every damn thing.

Welp, some people get what they deserve.

Yeah, im not exactly clawing my face for more right now.

I think we have reached Peak Jlaw.

THIS.

***quietly sobs***

I already sent some money to his dad, the King.

I blame all those stupid Batman movies for convincing poor people that a white billionaire will save them.

I was once briefly jailed for sexually assaulting the Hank Williams statue outside of the Montgomery, Alabama Convention Center.