Hopefully this guy will get a hearty dose of street justice. Im sure there are still a few people left in Bogota with guns.

What do we need them for anyway since Russia is going to be our new BFF?

Aww, a little friendship medal.

- Jeffrey Dahmer

Im cool with this.

Sounds like somebody got tired of being called a little bitch for a year.

Thats kinda hot.

Choose your battles, homes.

I was invited to a masked sex ball once.

The penmanship looks several grades above Richie.

“This afternoon, Marshall posted photos of a letter that a fan sent him...”

“The taunting, the unhinged blathering, the threats, the comically unglued handwriting, the apocalyptic racism. I love it. This letter has it all.”

Wanted for questioning.

30 extra IQ points.

“Now thats a shame that had to happen.”

True.

Setting aside the fact that Ali was kind of a dick people should just stop saying “artisan” for that, my friends, is the sign of a raging fuck stick.

Id say they NEED to stop ramming into each other brain first.

Just like fuckin’ a fat girl.

Spencer Ludwig, whoever the hell that is, is straight up knocking off Prince.