I like those odds!

Let me guess, “Trump Brand Robo-Fuck Grease”.

Yes, ok, but let me ask you this: Will the remaining workers at least be allowed to have sex with the robots?

Youre telling me I drove all the way from Dallas and paid forty thousand dollars to be peed on by a frontier lady and now you cant make it happen?

Not if she comes with Justin Verlanders dick in her mouth.

For 40 large a day im pooping wherever I want.

#racialappropriation

Fonzworth Bentley......?

Completion means she needs a towel.

This is correct.

Yeah, Mr Big Man go shoot a koala and show us how tough you are.

Motherfuckers should just leave animals alone and not be raping them.

Thats a good example of an invasive species and no I dont expect anyone to eat them (I actually have eaten wild hog and its not great) but in general you should eat what you shoot.

I dont mind the posing, people do it with bucks all the time but you better eat it.

Because people are fucking morons.

“We’ve got cases of people grabbing birds and having sex with birds. And killing the birds. It is really really disturbing,” Lassiter said.

THAT WAS A TRAVEL!

I dont even know if ill be able to watch Lethal Weapon with my mom on Xmas morning this year.

Thats not a hipster beard.

The US Army is currently handing out blankets....