Jesus, Mel looks like he has a stack of dead hookers in his garage.

THIS.

Well if the motherfucker ATE the giraffe then I dont have a problem with it as much but somehow I doubt it.

What kind of psycho shoots a giraffe?

I thought they already were.

Id need a dental x-ray first to get a look at those snappers.

Id do it in exchange for one blow job, to completion, from the owners wife.

Im putting all my money in frozen orange juice.

OMG your taste in music seriously blows.

He should check with his posse before talking to the press.

Yeah, good luck with that.

More like...

Yeah, strangely I feel like anyone Trump DOESNT like might actually be cool.

“3/10 - Would not bang. Ok, maybe if Ivanka was out of the country or on her period or something.”

“Well, it is a conveyance.”

As if I need even more depressing shit in my life right now.

I would have tried to fuck his sister if he was a great guy.

Politically I find Ted to be a fucking moron.

Yeah, he seems like a dick.

Theyre trying to make it happen.