Can you show me on the doll where Santa touched you?

Silk sheets spritzed with unicorn semen.

Shortly after this make out session is when he switched to little kids.

“He was gettin’ locked up from both ends like a pair of goddamn chinese fingercuffs, yo.”

Trumps is up his ass.

I commend him for being able to speak with Putins dick in his mouth.

He just said that Stevie Wonder CAN see it....

Wanted for questioning.

Settle down, things are about to be great again.

You guys are gonna choke on your own rage or shoot a nut out of your nose before he even parks in the Oval Office.

Yeah, I didnt see that episode but its good the subject was addressed.

Yes.

Yea, all of this crap can blow me except the electric corkscrew.

Elvis performed a benefit concert that helped build the memorial.

I thought his face WAS melted cheese....?

Put her down.

What exactly am I explaining to you?

Yeah, if youre becoming aroused while watching a rape scene then they are doing it wrong.

Brando and the director should have been jailed over that shit.

I think that would be the definition of breaking new ground actually.