Sweet, im gonna go purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

...

Boy am I glad im not a black Somali immigrant in Ohio right now.

“The powder in Colorado is amazing year round!”

“Vladimir Putin did not install Donald Trump in the White House.”

I love people who bitch and moan about “politics”.

First customer.

“Throwing hands”

Tight.

Wow, a hundred yards, huh?

I just assumed his education plan was to send every kid in America to Trump University.

Then maybe he could send ISIS an ice cream cake.

OK, so they are either racists or total fucking morons who dont mind racism that much.

Good. Fuck it.

Nah, we lost because of widespread racism.

Ive met people from Michigan before so I assumed they already did that.

Unfortunately the crazy assholes already have them.

I wouldnt go that far.

I think of it like a spare tire.

***shudder***